supercuddlypuppies reblogged your post and added:
dating this on purpose
You’re dating a newsletter on purpose?
I can’t believe it’s 2014 and we’re still Rick Rolling.
It’s almost like we’re never going to give it up.
Noooo skeleton. Stop it. It’s enough that you’re cradled forever in my soft bits, why do you need to rib me about it. This is not humerus.
Stop the bullying skeleton. Stop it.
That is an…option? Maybe try something else. Like. Um. Anything else. A wig for your brownie bourbon? Hilarity + booze!
It is Bourbon. It puts hair on your chest. I put hair on it’s head. We have many laughs. How many laughs. 5. 5 laugh.
MY SKELETON IS TOUCHING ALL OF MY SOFT BITS WHY SKELETON WHY.
I am the Skellerton. I will touch ALL THE SOFT BITS.
You are traveling backwards in the construct of time, which is like traveling backwards in time, but without any benefits. It’s easy to travel in human constructs. They’re shoddily made.