Recipes In The Imperative

I've seen things found in goat stomachs that have more thematic clarity and a better organizational system than this blog does.
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Not when she still owes me a dance

Fuck you.

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Ugandan baby being weighed at clinic.


Look at that FACE! *3*

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Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it

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say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

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advantages of poly bucky/nat/sam/steve ship

  • cute four way between four characters who are v. protective of each-other
  • adult cuddle puddles
  • natasha reigning queen supreme over her boys
  • crossing things off steve’s list
  • everyone giving bucky hugs when he needs them
  • steve drawing nudes of everyone
  • cute four way dates
  • cute four way sex
  • cute four way life
  • piling into a tiny apartment where everyone comes and goes
  • sam making huge-ass breakfasts in nothing but an apron
  • natasha doesn’t need an apron to cook


  • none
  • literally none?????
  • cute ship wow
  • cute marvel ship
  • everyone deserves each-other
  • nobody loses in this situation
  • tony can come too i guess

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robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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For Asexual Awareness Week, Elizabeth Barrette, aka ysabetwordsmith, posted a list of types of nonsexual intimacy that I found really interesting both as an asexual and as a writer:

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

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